Monday, January 14, 2008

the cast audition for mission impossible 4...


" OK. NEXT!!!"




Nisa, Alia and Aidid looked at each other and sayed their prayers. And God, did they say them real loud. They were next in the casts audition.They were gonna go for a mission impossible task!

They started their act like this.

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"Nisa, ada orang tak kat dalam tu?", said Aidid.

"Ada!!Pak Hasni tengah meeting!!", Nisa answered.

"Alamak, macam mana ni? How are we ever gonna get past him?" Alia said.

So they went the other way. The longer way. Instead of entering through the door facing the conference room, they went thru the way that passed the teacher's toilets and the main office. Then, they crawled!!

"Eh, mana Fattah?", asked Nisa.

"Tuu!!!Dia lari!!", Aidid whispered.

Fattah was meant to be in this audition as well, but I guess he backed out. Poor him. Missed out on all the superb fun!

"K, k everyone cepat!!" Alia said.

They rushed into the small room that had the reuter. You wanna know why? Well, because they were good students and needed to use the computers for revision that night, but then found out that the internet was out. Ustaz Zul without realising, gave them an essential clue.

"Well, normally, if the whole internet system fails, you just have to restart the reuter." He told us in class.

"Kat skolah ada reuter ke ustaz?" Alia asked innocently.

"Ada.", he answered.

"Kat mana?", Nisa asked.

"Kat bilik sbelah Kak Aishah punya desk.", he answered.

That was all we needed to know. And now, we're actually in the room with the reuter. Except, we cant find it. Why?? Because it was absolutely dark!! Yup, Alia, Nisa and Aidid were in a dark room together. Not good considering the fact that the principal is just centimetres away and that theyre students of an Islamic school that carries the name of a heaven. Seriously not good. And to add to all of that... Alia's slippers were rite outside the room, and facing the room too. OMG!!

Then creeek.... The door where Pak Hasni was having his meeting opened. We stopped breathing, i think even our hearts stopped beating.
We sayed our prayers again and again. The head prefect and two other prefects were in the same room, the room where "no entry" is pasted right across the door. Then we heard footsteps leaving the hall. The outside lights were switched off.

Hooooh!! Saved we were!

Then we started rummaging thru all the boxes and papers that were in the room. Where's the reuter? Where is it!!!!!!!!! Then after thorough search, we found it behind the computer.

"Ok, ok, remember what Ustaz Zul said. Just switch it off and then on again.", we reminded each other.
The lights on the reuter went off, and then on again.
Pheww!! wE did it!!!!!!

So we went out as quietly as possible, and only our stammering heartbeats could be heard. It was G.I.L.A. stuff!!

Then we went up, blamed Fattah because of his cowardly act, and started the computers. We smiled. THE INTERNET WAS WORKING. Mission completed....

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"CUT!!!!!!That was awesome!! Where'd you learn all that acting skills from?", the guy who auditioned us asked.

"Well, thats secret", we answered simultaneously.

Then out of nowhere, TOM CRUISE entered with a huge smile. Shook hands with Aidid, and not Alia and Nisa. Obviously because they were girls. Then he said.

"Welcome to the Mission Impossible cast. You did well and deserve a spot in the film. Congratulations"

WUHOOO!! We made it!!!

PS: This is true story here. Please dont tell the school management about this. Eventhough they cant do anything about it anymore, we'd still like to remain in good terms with our school. Thanks for your cooperation. We appreciate it. If we ever found out you told them, then you're gonna get it from us. After all, you never know what we'll do to you, seeing as we're so good at this mission impossible stuff. Watch out ppl! hohohohooo