"o yuhoooo, yuhooo boys, over here"... She flutters her eyes excessively..
the problem is: not a single generation of the male species turns.
She tries again.. "Yuhooo, boys, look at me, Im gorgeous!O yuhooo!!"
again : not one of them turns.
Alia : You noe wat sam, I think it'd be best if u just toned it down a little, u noe this whole "boy calling thing". Its disgusting.
Sam : No way, how cud I ever stop. Its just wat I do and wat I have to do. Omg, hang on alia, u arent jealous are you??Omg, look at u, u are arent u!!
Alia : Jealous?Me? O no no no no. Why on earth wud I be jealous. U noe honestly sam, if u keep on doing this, the guys who meet u will start loving their dogs more.
Sam : HUUUH, how could u say such a thing Alia!! Thats just not nice..Im upset and dissapointed with u..!!
Alia : No really, seriously, their dogs wud look tonnes more attractive. Anyways why shud I be caring about u being dissapointed with me...?
Sam : Well, because ur my friend, and therefore u shud be caring.
Alia : no no, I dont consider people who sell themselves to boys so cheap as my friends. If they do that, then theyre just considered pieces of rotten meat.
Sam : *sobs*
Alia : ..........
Sam : *sobs*
Alia : .......
Sam ; *wails*, then shrieks.
Alia : ...............
Sam : Omg Alia! Cant u see that Im crying, *sobs*, do something about it.!
A boy passes by : Im sorry miss, are u alright??
Sam(extremely pleased and flirtatious) : o yes, im ok, its just my friend here, she's not doing anything to stop me from crying.
The boy : Well, duhh, of course she wudnt, uve got big clots of snot running down ur nose. Eeww, get a tissue or sumthing..
Alia : parapampampa, Im loving it...
The boy and Alia went and had lunch. Samantha on the other hand, was left with an excessive-flow-of-snot disorder..
The moral of the story : Nothing really. O hang on there is actually.
GIRLS!!Please dont sell urselves so easily. Its a disgusting and unlikeable habit. If u do, beware of the snot disorder, it'll come and haunt u!!!
1 year ago