"o yuhoooo, yuhooo boys, over here"... She flutters her eyes excessively..
the problem is: not a single generation of the male species turns.
She tries again.. "Yuhooo, boys, look at me, Im gorgeous!O yuhooo!!"
again : not one of them turns.
Alia : You noe wat sam, I think it'd be best if u just toned it down a little, u noe this whole "boy calling thing". Its disgusting.
Sam : No way, how cud I ever stop. Its just wat I do and wat I have to do. Omg, hang on alia, u arent jealous are you??Omg, look at u, u are arent u!!
Alia : Jealous?Me? O no no no no. Why on earth wud I be jealous. U noe honestly sam, if u keep on doing this, the guys who meet u will start loving their dogs more.
Sam : HUUUH, how could u say such a thing Alia!! Thats just not nice..Im upset and dissapointed with u..!!
Alia : No really, seriously, their dogs wud look tonnes more attractive. Anyways why shud I be caring about u being dissapointed with me...?
Sam : Well, because ur my friend, and therefore u shud be caring.
Alia : no no, I dont consider people who sell themselves to boys so cheap as my friends. If they do that, then theyre just considered pieces of rotten meat.
Sam : *sobs*
Alia : ..........
Sam : *sobs*
Alia : .......
Sam ; *wails*, then shrieks.
Alia : ...............
Sam : Omg Alia! Cant u see that Im crying, *sobs*, do something about it.!
A boy passes by : Im sorry miss, are u alright??
Sam(extremely pleased and flirtatious) : o yes, im ok, its just my friend here, she's not doing anything to stop me from crying.
The boy : Well, duhh, of course she wudnt, uve got big clots of snot running down ur nose. Eeww, get a tissue or sumthing..
Alia : parapampampa, Im loving it...
The boy and Alia went and had lunch. Samantha on the other hand, was left with an excessive-flow-of-snot disorder..
The moral of the story : Nothing really. O hang on there is actually.
GIRLS!!Please dont sell urselves so easily. Its a disgusting and unlikeable habit. If u do, beware of the snot disorder, it'll come and haunt u!!!
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Robots!!! Line up pls!!!
One by one, they go, me being the first in the line..Yup, this is what I feel when I do Mechanics. I feel robotic, I feel like Im used, I feel that my pride has been tarnished, I feel that, eh sudah la tu, byk sgt pulak I feel nye..
So, for my glorious A LEVEL studies, I have been forced or rather summoned to do Mechanics. Its cruel cruella davill(ok hang on, how do u spell her name agn?). How can anybody force someone to take that wretched subject. Honestly Mechanics??! EEEWWWW!!!!
U see, I have found a conclusion, and that is that college will allways burden u with unneccessary subjects.. For example, during my first sem, I had to do that horrible Thinking Skills paper, and only when I realised how carefree and relaxed Id be for A2, they tell me I have to take Mechanics. Come on people, didnt ur forefathers teach u KINDNESS!!!
So here I am, contemplating on the fact that I was not born to beat Einstein, neither was I born to help the society mathematically, and neither was I born to create equations. I just suck at that ok. Its not my niche. Its a burden. Spell it out maestros, B-U-R-D-E-N!! So after much rebellious acts, which at all of them, I failed, I am going to be sitting for that paper on the 28th of May. That day, that horrible day. I shall remember it till I die. Not only will it just be Mechanics, the examination board thought it'd be fun if we had Chemistry too. U noe, like
Examiner No 1: "Hey I have an idea guys. Lets kill the students, why not have both chem and mechanics on the same day, itll be like a little fun and exciting mass murder only less sinful, wat do u reckon?"
Examiner No 2: " Yeah, I think that wud be superb. We cud even have a little barbecue over their splattered exploded pieces of brain"
Examiner No.3: "OMG!!That sounds so fun. Ok barbecue at my house on the eve of 28th of May rite. Meet u guys there!"
The victims : the students of course.duhhh!! One of them , me, myself, I, saya, daku, moi, ich, ana, kana, mana, dana, sana, pergi.. (clearly the madness can be noted oredi)
A shout out to whoever who invented Mechanics.. WAT WERE U EVEN THINKING nincompoop!!! I shall track ur grave, and dig it!! Lets see how much ur equations can help u then..!!Muaahahahaha!!!
ps: this is pms (pre mechanics syndrome). Pls excuse my grumpyness and psychoness.
Posted by me. at 8:42 PM