Almost nothing can be more embarassing than a loud fart. If you need to pass gas, here are some tips to do it quietly. Especially for us medical students, who are surrounded by people at all times, and who will be surrounded by more people when we actually have that badge up on our white coats, Dr Puteri Alia Adeeba binti Azlan Meah. hehe. sounds goood :)
So here are the steps :
1 ) Try to hold it till the right moment comes. Clench your butt cheeks together. If you're sitting on a seat, then sit up, clench, then sit back. If on a bed, cross your legs and thrust your hips forward slightly. (Pretend you're trying to crush a walnut with your butt cheeks.)
2) Wait. After the immediate sensation and urgency passes, relax again.
3) Think ahead to where an opportunity might arise where you can sneak off to release the pent up gas.
Extra tips
- If you get caught out, don't look embarrassed. Make a joke of it! Say something like "Sorry 'bout that. But on the positive side, we've just taken our relationship to a whole new level."
- Laughing once the smell inevitably makes someone cringe in disgust will most certainly give you away.
Hahahahahahaha. tp terlupa la pulak, silent farts are the smelliest, but loud farts are the most embarassing. gile dilema la plk kan. so nk kentut mcm mane ni weiii!!!! urghh, life always forces you to make a decision you probably wont be happy with. :P
ps: i am not to be blamed if our world becomes a smellier one. This is nothing but a mere exchange of knowledge. ngeeee.
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