bloody murderous...

I have a confession to make. A bloody murderous one too. Sorry to all those ecological (?), environmetal-friendly peeps.

I wanna kill, bomb, snakes, crocodiles, and sharks. All of them. Every single one them. Not even an egg left out.

Living pieces of venemous flesh, they just make me scream with fear. How can any of those hideously brave ppl socialise with such venemous creatures with nothing but a pair of shorts and sleveless tops. Have they lost their minds?

I was watching National Geographic the other day and I dont know how, but I managed to sit through an entire 30 minutes of gruesome carnivorous live handling. It was sickening. The snakes were practically munching human flesh with the least bit affection.

It was just "OMG, ssssssssss, i see human flesh, gulp,mmmmmmm, im loving it!!".

How inconsiderate.

In that documentary, some free suicidal bloke who thought that there was nothing left of life for him, hunched on both knees and stuck his arm under a huge boulder. He screamed so loud, struggled a bit, and took out what was left of just and elbow. Thats right. No fingers, no forearm. Just like that. That snake must have been freaking huge.

Suddenly some other guy launched his face under the boulder, perhaps slightly excited, and screamed again, and this time Im guessing the snake's missus had abit of a mid day snack munching a part of his once crooked nose. The guy fainted, hit the boulder, and was rescued. Talk about insanity ppl!!

The next clip focused on a guy walking silently into a swamp, yeah, wat a suprise, with army shorts. He apparently saw a pair of eyes and just decided to die that very moment. With no weapons wat so ever, he kept on walking, and suddenly SPLASHHH!!! A red colour replaced the brown murky water, and we all know what happened. Not a single bone floated.

On the other documentary I watched, it was all about the sharks. Only this time, it had a twist. Human and Shark, which one will survive? Duhhh, isnt that too obvious.
So of course, we have a bunch of ppl who think they've had enough of their lives, or maybe body parts, that maybe giving charity in the form of raw, fresh flesh to sharks would be something appraisable. So in goes Human. Here comes Shark. There goes Human. Shark leaves full. And contented. Guiltless.

How can I ever live to know that my generation to come are in danger, and are at any moment capable of losing body parts to these monsterous creatures??(emo la katakan..)

So that was when I came up with the thought.

That as long as there is a Puteri Alia Adeeba in this world, there shall be no snakes, crocs, or sharks. Period.

im working on it.

I shall make them vanish from the face of this earth. I hate them.