1.2.3.a.b.c: snot disorder...

Saturday, May 3, 2008

snot disorder...

"o yuhoooo, yuhooo boys, over here"... She flutters her eyes excessively..

the problem is: not a single generation of the male species turns.

She tries again.. "Yuhooo, boys, look at me, Im gorgeous!O yuhooo!!"

again : not one of them turns.

Alia : You noe wat sam, I think it'd be best if u just toned it down a little, u noe this whole "boy calling thing". Its disgusting.

Sam : No way, how cud I ever stop. Its just wat I do and wat I have to do. Omg, hang on alia, u arent jealous are you??Omg, look at u, u are arent u!!

Alia : Jealous?Me? O no no no no. Why on earth wud I be jealous. U noe honestly sam, if u keep on doing this, the guys who meet u will start loving their dogs more.

Sam : HUUUH, how could u say such a thing Alia!! Thats just not nice..Im upset and dissapointed with u..!!

Alia : No really, seriously, their dogs wud look tonnes more attractive. Anyways why shud I be caring about u being dissapointed with me...?

Sam : Well, because ur my friend, and therefore u shud be caring.

Alia : no no, I dont consider people who sell themselves to boys so cheap as my friends. If they do that, then theyre just considered pieces of rotten meat.

Sam : *sobs*

Alia : ..........

Sam : *sobs*

Alia : .......

Sam ; *wails*, then shrieks.

Alia : ...............

Sam : Omg Alia! Cant u see that Im crying, *sobs*, do something about it.!

A boy passes by : Im sorry miss, are u alright??

Sam(extremely pleased and flirtatious) : o yes, im ok, its just my friend here, she's not doing anything to stop me from crying.

The boy : Well, duhh, of course she wudnt, uve got big clots of snot running down ur nose. Eeww, get a tissue or sumthing..

Alia : parapampampa, Im loving it...

The boy and Alia went and had lunch. Samantha on the other hand, was left with an excessive-flow-of-snot disorder..

The moral of the story : Nothing really. O hang on there is actually.

GIRLS!!Please dont sell urselves so easily. Its a disgusting and unlikeable habit. If u do, beware of the snot disorder, it'll come and haunt u!!!

words are letters with wisdom

People with integrity do what they say they are going to do. Others have excuses.
Niney-nine percent of failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses
We have forty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse.
Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth.
A jug fills drop by drop.
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no help at all.
Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.
The will to persevere is often the difference between failure and success.
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence.
Our greatest battles are that with our own minds.
When I hear somebody sigh that Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what?
You can't fly a kite unless you go against the wind and have a weight to keep it from turning a somersault. The same with man. No man will succeed unless he is ready to face and overcome difficulties and is prepared to assume responsibilities.
Real difficulties can be overcome; it is only the imaginary ones that are unconquerable
The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much.
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
If you don't have a dream, how are you going to make a dream come true?
You are never given a dream without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however.
If you can DREAM it, you can DO it.

Saturday, May 3, 2008

snot disorder...

Favourite quote of the day.

my thoughts..

TIME never waits for those who procastinate

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