Robots!!! Line up pls!!!
One by one, they go, me being the first in the line..Yup, this is what I feel when I do Mechanics. I feel robotic, I feel like Im used, I feel that my pride has been tarnished, I feel that, eh sudah la tu, byk sgt pulak I feel nye..
So, for my glorious A LEVEL studies, I have been forced or rather summoned to do Mechanics. Its cruel cruella davill(ok hang on, how do u spell her name agn?). How can anybody force someone to take that wretched subject. Honestly Mechanics??! EEEWWWW!!!!
U see, I have found a conclusion, and that is that college will allways burden u with unneccessary subjects.. For example, during my first sem, I had to do that horrible Thinking Skills paper, and only when I realised how carefree and relaxed Id be for A2, they tell me I have to take Mechanics. Come on people, didnt ur forefathers teach u KINDNESS!!!
So here I am, contemplating on the fact that I was not born to beat Einstein, neither was I born to help the society mathematically, and neither was I born to create equations. I just suck at that ok. Its not my niche. Its a burden. Spell it out maestros, B-U-R-D-E-N!! So after much rebellious acts, which at all of them, I failed, I am going to be sitting for that paper on the 28th of May. That day, that horrible day. I shall remember it till I die. Not only will it just be Mechanics, the examination board thought it'd be fun if we had Chemistry too. U noe, like
Examiner No 1: "Hey I have an idea guys. Lets kill the students, why not have both chem and mechanics on the same day, itll be like a little fun and exciting mass murder only less sinful, wat do u reckon?"
Examiner No 2: " Yeah, I think that wud be superb. We cud even have a little barbecue over their splattered exploded pieces of brain"
Examiner No.3: "OMG!!That sounds so fun. Ok barbecue at my house on the eve of 28th of May rite. Meet u guys there!"
The victims : the students of course.duhhh!! One of them , me, myself, I, saya, daku, moi, ich, ana, kana, mana, dana, sana, pergi.. (clearly the madness can be noted oredi)
A shout out to whoever who invented Mechanics.. WAT WERE U EVEN THINKING nincompoop!!! I shall track ur grave, and dig it!! Lets see how much ur equations can help u then..!!Muaahahahaha!!!
ps: this is pms (pre mechanics syndrome). Pls excuse my grumpyness and psychoness.
Urs sincerely,
Alia xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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